"Only in America..."

Last night UK residents were given the chance to see part two of the story behind Jamiroquai vocalist J.K.'s tragic 'loss of funk.' At 12.50am, on Channel 4, the "Carling Homecoming" program's exclusive 'behind-the-scenes' footage charted the unshaven, white, egotistical, upper-class frontman's steady 'loss of mojo', featuring material that some viewers may have found offensive. Particularly if said viewers had any understanding of funk, and how devastating its loss, or imitation, can be. The show also featured footage of the band's benefit concert. All proceeds from the performance were donated to the J.K Foundation, established by the J.K Corporation, a team [rumoured to feature former Nazi scientists] currently researching into the mojo-loss phenomenon.

"It was like being on a show with Des O'Connor. For ever and ever." Claimed Scott Walker.

"You know, I do have claws... I do scratch... I do bite..."

" Harry 7 is the result of 12 months research and developments by a group of acoustic researchers with twenty years of experience in the field. Employing the very latest advances in psycoustic and ultra-sound generating equipment, Harry 7 bring a new sense of depth and dynamic to the term 'popular beat combo.' " You can hear what the results of their 'research' by going here: Harry 7 mp3's.

"'Those who have already made enquiries will be contacted," (presumably by a medium)"

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Rollo

"POP SINGER Dannii Minogue has revealed herself as a racist bigot in an interview at a plush London restaurant for GQ magazine. Dannii spoke warmly of Jean-Marie Le Pen, the French fascist leader, claiming his virulent attacks on Asians and asylum seekers "struck a chord with people". She launched a tirade against Asians living in Australia, complaining that "even some of the street signs are in Asian [sic]". Dannii also lashed out at asylum seekers, Gypsies and people who live on council estates."

anti nazi league.


I can't explain this stuff to you. I haven't had enough sleep.

Rollo