"Once you want to be together in Northern Europe it is the same all over. There is nowhere to go. In the South there are beaches and old ruins. Boys sneak girls somewhere, some flat place, and other boys hide behind rocks or pieces of ancient walls and watch. In the North it is cold. There are the streets, too civilized for sex. There are no rooms, no apartments, even adult men live with their parents. One is sneaked into a tiny bedroom in the parents' house: hands are held over one's mouth: no noise can be made: and sneaked out before dawn, giggling silently and left in the cold, unless one's lover is sentimental: then he covers you in his coat and buries you in his arms and you wait for dawn together. In Northern European cities, dawn comes late but parents wake up early. The young men have no privacy: they stay strange little bad boys who get taller and older. They get married too young. They sneak forever." Andrea Dworkin.

Saturday May 24th: Fridge {Poetry} 1pm - 9pm The Mekano Set + Pester & Mortal.

May 01. 2003: Milan GTi Post-Fashion Symposium. "A glorified fashion show funded and devised by a conceptual musicologist? An ironic gesture staged by a group of notoriously semiprecious, irrational artists that confound definitions? A wilful act of self indulgence? Branching out? Selling out?" Rollo Kim investigates.

Saturday May 24th: Fridge {Poetry} 1pm - 9pm The Mekano Set + Pester & Mortal.

Lose Weight While You Sleep!

"Spite Bar" must be what they call a meat rack. I’m the only guy here who’s not wearing a white shirt with a light-blue check. Trying to dance in an increasingly confined space – trying to avoid gazes and flirting porn dances. Dance as an advertisement for the way you behave between the sheets.

Professional tips to train your dog.... Make your dog do What you want When you want! Prevent "Doggy Destruction"

Judging by the décor and the dust, our hotel hasn’t had a guest in decades. Pictures of consumptive children stare back at you in corridors. The bathrooms are pure Edwardian: oversized, weighty, steam-powered. The rooms have antiquated cigarette dispensers beside the beds. A single cigarette for a penny. Our room has a retro-fitted shower: Perspex welded to the jaundiced wallpaper.


"Hi Helen, how is everything going with Bill and Bobby? We haven't seen you in quite a while and miss your cheery smile and bubbley demeanor. Things here in New York are OK, everyone is a little edgey with all that is going on and everything. Anyway, I hope to here from you soon and maybe we can get together... in the meantime, Nórtón Systêm Wõrks 2003 Sóftware Suite Prófessional Edition."

Gain an Extra 20% in Thickness

"HairGenesis is the only non-drug hair loss treatment that has been successfully tested in controlled and blinded research, demonstrating its safety and efficacy in the peer-reviewed and published medical literature."

Could life be better? Well, it's almost perfect, but I really wish that I could 'Grow More Breasts NOW!!!'

Rollo.